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The Characters In My Anti-Hallmark Holiday Movie

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1. An overachieving architect who arrives in her small hometown to acquire her high school sweetheart’s mom and pop antique store. She realizes her ex-boyfriend is still a jerk, proceeds with the deal and uses her huge commission to spend Christmas in the Bahamas.

2. A heroine who can climb a ladder and not lose her balance. A handsome stranger walks into her quirky bookstore…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus.

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