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The Dating Code Of Hot Bobby

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They call him Hot Bobby because he’s the bee’s knees. An impressive five-foot-nine, always rockin’ his signature blue leather jacket, mid-neck-length fashion mullet that’s dyed black as the night. Hot Bobby keeps himself in a certain shape, and he expects the same from his dates and, should they be so lucky, his girlfriends. He can bang out 30 stone-cold push-ups, and he’s only 14% body fat. Yeah!

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Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. I’ll send you some treasure: hyoom.com/newsletter