The Five Stages Your Parents Will Go Through When You Use Parental Controls To Block Cable News During Your Visit

Brandon J. Talley
Feb 4, 2020 · 3 min read
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Denial

Your father will loop through all of the channels, slowly picking up speed with each lap. Depending on your parents’ leaning, your mother will passively blame Trump/Obama from the other room. Your father will have several false successes when he lands on an…