The Game of Life, Updated for 2020
More hip, more tech-savvy, and more energy-efficient
We at Milton Bradley are pleased to announce long overdue revisions to bring The Game of Life more up-to-date.
New Gender Pegs
The blue peg is the same, but it is now called cis-male, and the pink is cis-female. The peg that looks like a T is for the They non-binary pronoun.
The peg with a horn is unicorn.
The peg that’s been melted is gender fluid.
The one that looks like a frying pan is pan gender.
Instead of coupling, you will also have the option of thrupling (any combination of three), polyamory (with a group of other pegs) or onanism (pegging yourself?)
New Transport Options
We’re really sorry about the cars in our old game. I mean they looked like real gas guzzlers — almost SUVs. In the new game, all our cars are hybrids, and in addition to these, you now have the option to travel the board in one of the following:
