The Knighting Of Sir Mix-A-Lot

Speak not any words fallacious — / Esteemest thou a maid curvaceous / With goodly nether cheeks most spacious?

Elizabeth Lee
May 7 · 2 min read
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Worthy squire, by thy troth,
Pledgest thou this solemn oath
To thy lord and kingdom both:
Speak not any words fallacious —
Esteemest thou a maid curvaceous
With goodly nether cheeks most spacious?