The Last Dating App On Earth
Introducing Cli-Mate, a Dating App to Swipe Right on Who’s Left
Is your dating life a natural disaster? Are you going through your own extreme drought? Tired of feeling carbon-neutral about your love life? Looking to share your fleeting hopes, dreams, and atmos-fears with someone special? Ready to get out of the friend ozone? Hoping the next UN Report is about the heatwave in your bedroom?
If you had time to read all those questions, it means you haven’t yet been swallowed by the sea.
And there’s more good news! Despite the already-devastating impacts of climate change, you can still make an impact on your devastating love life. Introducing Cli-Mate, the newest— and final— dating app that lets you swipe right on who’s left!
Whether you’re looking for something short-term or even-shorter term, we’re on an (e)mission to help you land locally sourced, down-to-earth partners while you wait out the looming doom. The Cli-Mate app is a natural resource for anyone eager to give their lust or love life the green light, before the universe leaves all of us on read.
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