The Many Ways To Pronounce “Potato” And “Tomato”

Poetaetoe, poetawtoe. Toemaetoe, toemawtoe.

Robert Criss
Slackjaw

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Potayto

Potahto

Tomayto

Tomahto

Potatoy

Pohtato

Tomatoy

Tohmato

Poytato

Potatoh

Toymato

Tomatoh

Patata

Pototo

Tamata

Tomoto

Potota

Patoto

Patota

Tomota

Tamoto

Tamota

Poetaetoe

Poetawtoe

Toemaetoe

Toemawtoe

Pottaytto

Pottahtto

Ttomaytto

Ttomahtto

Poytaytoy

Pohtahtoh

Toymaytoy

Tohmahtoh

Poytoytoy

Pahtahtah

Toymoytoy

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Robert Criss
Slackjaw

humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag. robertcriss.net