The Many Ways To Pronounce “Potato” And “Tomato”

Poetaetoe, poetawtoe. Toemaetoe, toemawtoe.

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Potayto

Potahto

Tomayto

Tomahto

Potatoy

Pohtato

Tomatoy

Tohmato

Poytato

Potatoh

Toymato

Tomatoh

Patata

Pototo

Tamata

Tomoto

Potota

Patoto

Patota

Tomota

Tamoto

Tamota

Poetaetoe

Poetawtoe

Toemaetoe

Toemawtoe

Pottaytto

Pottahtto

Ttomaytto

Ttomahtto

Poytaytoy

Pohtahtoh

Toymaytoy

Tohmahtoh

Poytoytoy

Pahtahtah

Toymoytoy

Tahmahtah

Paytaytay

Pohtohtoh

Taymaytay

Tohmohtoh

Poptayptoe

Poptahptoe

Ptomayptoe

Ptomahptoe

Poughtaightough

Poughtaughtough

Toughmaightough

Toughmaughtough

Peaughtaighteaugh

Peaughtaughteaugh

Teaughmaighteaugh

Teaughmaughteaugh

Paeioughtaeiouytaeiough

Paeioughtaeiouhtaeiough

Taeioughmaeiouytaeiough

Taeioughmaeiouhtaeiough

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