The Replies In My Dog’s Eyes
Let’s go chase squirrels!
ME: No one’s returning my texts. I asked five friends if they’d want to get a drink someplace outdoors. Zero replies.
MY DOG: Could you toss me that tennis ball, please?
ME: I need to make some new friends.
MY DOG: You never even sniff anyone’s butt when we’re out.
ME: But it’s hard to meet people during a pandemic.
MY DOG: You’re the guy who goes around with little plastic bags collecting feces samples.
ME: Maybe I should join an online book group — what do you think?
MY DOG: I think I’ll wag my tail.
ME: But really, what I need is to get out.
MY DOG: Me too!
ME: I’m cooped up in here all the time, staring at a computer that has become my work and play stations.
MY DOG: Let’s go tear open the big bags of toys and treats they leave all along the sidewalk!
ME: And it’s making me a sedentary slob. I need to get into some kind of exercise routine.
MY DOG: Let’s go chase squirrels!
ME: Maybe I should just eat dinner early. Start the exercise thing tomorrow.
