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Things I Can Only Assume To Be True About Baby Yoda Because I Refuse To Pay For Yet Another Streaming Service

Elly Lonon
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readJan 16, 2020

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His mom is dead.

The character is voiced by a middle-aged woman.

He spends a lot of time riding tricycles with cartoon Kermit and Gonzo.

Lightsabers.

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Elly Lonon
Slackjaw

Author of the graphic novel AMONGST THE LIBERAL ELITE: THE ROAD TRIP EXPLORING SOCIETAL INEQUITIES SOLIDIFIED BY TRUMP (RESIST). https://bit.ly/2KAS6da