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This Is A Dinner Party? I Thought You Said Donner Party

Sorry, I’m late. It’s a blizzard out there! I hope the fun hasn’t started without me. Wait, why am I the only one wearing a raccoon skin cap and linen breeches? Are we not all here for a brutal reenactment of frontier cannibalism? Oh, this is a dinner party? I thought you said Donner Party.

I’m so embarrassed. Abby, you planned a lovely evening of canapés and polite…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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A writer from Chicago.

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