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This Is Online Learning: A Commencement Speech by David Faster Wallose

Greetings parents and congratulations! You are still alive. There are these two young children commenting on a Twitch stream, and they both happen to read a comment from boomer-millenial-whatever: “How’s the online learning going?” And the two children keep watching the livestream of their favorite gamer until one messages the other: “What the hell is online learning?”




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Will Arndt

Will Arndt

Is an English teacher living in Salem, MA. When not grading essays, he can be found strolling with his lovely fiancée and adorable puppy. Life is good.

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