This Is Online Learning: A Commencement Speech by David Faster Wallose

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Greetings parents and congratulations! You are still alive. There are these two young children commenting on a Twitch stream, and they both happen to read a comment from boomer-millenial-whatever: “How’s the online learning going?” And the two children keep watching the livestream of their favorite gamer until one messages the other: “What the hell is online learning?”