This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends

Adam Dietz
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readMar 15, 2024

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6) Paulette

Perpetual shit-stirrer Paulette just seems to love the drama. Behind her meek demeanor and oversized bifocals is a woman who cannot help but cause trouble. This week, she served as an agent of chaos at a local 5K run. In typical Paulette fashion, she decided that those running the race deserved a better view of the pond, and so she used some orange construction…

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Adam Dietz
Slackjaw

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.