Today I Will Finish a Writing Thing!
Watch Me Attempt to Write a Publishable Piece Today!
Don’t Let the Writer Check Twitter!
My Twitter Friend Has a 9–5 Office Job! I am Feeling Jealous.
Twitter, the Terrible Time-Sucking Monster.
Watch Me Start A New File Called “Final_FINAL_Revision_52!
Writer’s Block: A Cautionary Tale.
The Good-for-Nothing Self-Imposed Deadline!
I Will Tweet About My Nap! That Will Count Toward My Daily Word Count.
Watch Me Eat Dry Cereal With My Hands While I Look Up Words in the Thesaurus!
Waiting for the Submittable Queue to Change is Not Easy!
Watch Me Check My Email in my Pajamas!
My Editor is So Fun! She Says I Use Too Many Exclamation Points.
I am Invited to a Virtual Writers Meetup!
My New Friend is Sad. She Has to Write an Article About Bitcoin.
Should I Share My Editor’s Email?
Watch Me Check My Junk Mail Folder to See If There Are Any Acceptances!
Be Nice in Your Rejections. The Writer Has Feelings, Too!
Let’s Go For A Walk! Oh Wait, I Am Still Wearing Pajama Pants.
The Writer Needs a Shower! (I Do Not!)
The Writer HAS to Change into Sweats at the Very Least! (Come On!)
The Writer Gets Dressed in Fresh Pajamas.
Don’t Let the Writer Work on the Couch! There is No Lumbar Support!
Watch Me Check Stats on Medium!
Who are the Mystery Readers Who Read My Medium Story but Don’t Clap?
Waiting for Frozen Pizza to Heat Up Is Not Easy!
The Writer HAS to Finish a Piece Today!
Don’t Let the Writer Stay Up Late!
Happy Writing Day! I Am Finally Done.
Waiting For A Piece to Come Out is Not Easy.
I Love My New Byline!