26. Going off all my medication.
25. Going on more medications.
24. Moving to LA.
23. Moving to Portland and living a quaint life as a part-time barista.
22. Destroying my MacBook and iPhone, and going off the grid.
21. Having a meltdown on social media.
20. Denouncing social media and clickbait economy.
19. Radically changing my appearance.
18. Getting a boyfriend.
17. Getting an MFA.
16. Pulling an Eat, Pray, Love.
15. Pulling an Alexander Supertramp.
14. Pulling a Girl, Interrupted.
13. Reading more books.
12. Losing myself by taking a road trip.
11. Finding myself by taking a road trip.
10. Learning another language.
9. Auditioning for a reality TV show.
8. Making new friends.
7. Blogging about it.
6. Becoming a hacker.
5. Moving to a small town in New Jersey, finding a nice normie husband and working as an administrative assistant.
4. Moving back in with my mom.
3. Getting to 10k Twitter followers.
2. Getting famous.
1. Having a baby.