Topics of Conversation at Passover Seder

Lauren Morris
Mar 26, 2018 · 1 min read
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Let me get this straight, you are going to a State college?

Are you dating anyone serious? By the time I was your age, I was married.

When are you getting married?

I don’t care that you are gay, as long as she isn’t a shiksa.

When are you having children?

Are you eating enough? I’ll tell you where the Afikomen is, you look like you need it.

Well, don’t you look “healthy”? I’ve hidden the Afikomen so you’ll never find it. Here have some fruit.

When you kids were that age you wouldn’t dare to behave like this.

What do you mean they don’t have to ask the four questions? What’s free-range parenting? Stop being meshuggina!

Abe’s sister’s best friend’s father in law’s childhood friend died. You know the one… he always drove that Cadillac. Yes, you do, it was green.

Oy, for this, our ancestors escaped slavery, the Pharaoh, AND shlepped through the desert for 40 years?

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Lauren Morris

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I write comedy when my life has seen tragedy. The next chapter in my life is blank and it’s time to fill the pages. You can find more at www.laurenhasthree.com

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

Lauren Morris

Written by

I write comedy when my life has seen tragedy. The next chapter in my life is blank and it’s time to fill the pages. You can find more at www.laurenhasthree.com

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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