Totally Non-Condescending Tips From A Medium Writer Who’s Better Than You

Michael Rudden
Dec 9, 2019 · 3 min read
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I’m a Medium writer, but not like you. People literally stop me on the street to ask me how I became a success story. Unlike you, my claps don’t come from my mom, and it astounds me how much you don’t get it. Being successful on Medium is without a doubt the easiest thing I’ve ever done. So take my advice and follow these steps if you want people to publish your “work.”

1.) Actually Write About Something

2.) Stop Writing Like An Idiot

3.) At Least Pretend It’s Not All About You

4.) Stand Out For Once

5.) Be Vulnerable, Not A Pathetic Coward

6.) Just Stop Being Terrible

So there you go, the secret sauce. Follow those rules (after you follow me) and maybe you’ll put out something that restores my faith in humanity.

Oh, and you’re welcome by the way.

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Michael Rudden

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Freelance writer. Heart on a sleeve. Chicago. https://michaelruddenwriting.com/

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Michael Rudden

Written by

Freelance writer. Heart on a sleeve. Chicago. https://michaelruddenwriting.com/

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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