Totally Non-Condescending Tips From A Medium Writer Who’s Better Than You
I’m a Medium writer, but not like you. People literally stop me on the street to ask me how I became a success story. Unlike you, my claps don’t come from my mom, and it astounds me how much you don’t get it. Being successful on Medium is without a doubt the easiest thing I’ve ever done. So take my advice and follow these steps if you want people to publish your “work.”
1.) Actually Write About Something
You know what I write about? Success. Determination. The art of YOLO. I’m not sitting around and typing away about nothing. I do something literally every day, then I write about it. I’m a go-getter, and you know what go-getters get? Stuff. You can’t hang out and write about nothing, you have to write about stuff. Newsflash: You’re not Seinfeld.
2.) Stop Writing Like An Idiot
I want to believe you have an IQ higher than my stool, but I can’t. Congratulations, you can write a complete sentence, but does it say something? You have to “move” people, and if you don’t know what that means, get out of my face. This isn’t second grade, and no one’s going to clap just because you know how to use a semicolon (also; you don’t.)
