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Totally Non-Condescending Tips From A Medium Writer Who’s Better Than You

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I’m a Medium writer, but not like you. People literally stop me on the street to ask me how I became a success story. Unlike you, my claps don’t come from my mom, and it astounds me how much you don’t get it. Being successful on Medium is without a doubt the easiest thing I’ve ever done. So take my advice and follow these steps if you want people to publish your…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Michael Rudden

Michael Rudden

Freelance writer. Heart on a sleeve. Chicago. https://michaelruddenwriting.com/

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