Try Our New 45/45/10 Burger! (Just Don’t Ask Us What’s In The 10%)

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You’ve heard of the 50/50 burger. Well, now we’re introducing the 45/45/10 burger! That’s 45% beef, 45% plant-based meat, and don’t you worry about the remaining 10%. It’s not important. It’s definitely not human meat, if that’s what you were thinking! Not that you’d be thinking that. Honestly, I don’t even know why I brought it up, so just forget about it, okay?

Plant-based faux meats are all the rage these days, but let’s face it, not everyone is willing to commit to the vegan lifestyle. For those who still want to eat meat but also want to have something to lord over their disgusting fully carnivorous friends, there’s the 50/50 burger. The 45/45/10 burger, on the other hand, is for those who like a bit of mystery in their lives, who aren’t afraid to take risks, and, most importantly, who don’t ask questions like, “Wait, what’s in this?”

Our beef is 100% Canadian AAA grade certified Black Angus, while our plant-based meat — or what we call “Just-Like-Meat®” — is made from a blend of pea protein isolates, mung bean protein, coconut oil, and various spices.

As for the remaining 10%, all we can say is that it’s definitely not beef, and it’s definitely not plant-based. Legally speaking, that’s all we’re obligated to tell you, so would you please just drop it, already? As far as…