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‘Twas The Night Before Inauguration

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‘Twas the night before inauguration, and all through the White House,

Lots of creatures were stirring, including Melania’s spouse;

All the stages were set on the Capitol with care,

In hopes that JLo soon would twerk there;

Trump writes a few tweets that will never be read,

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Maddie Weigelt

Maddie Weigelt

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Editor at Slackjaw. Writings on McSweeney’s, Slackjaw (obviously), The Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, Points In Case. https://maddieweigelt.wixsite.com/hello