Unsolicited Advice For Pregnant Women

Giulia Rozzi
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readDec 7, 2020

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Illustration by Lili Michelle

Did you know that caffeine is bad for the baby? I saw you holding a coffee cup and just wanted to let you know that you should keep it to under 200 mg a day. I know a friend of a friend that drank too much coffee and her baby’s first words were: “Can you watch my laptop while I use the bathroom?”

Did you know alcohol is bad for the baby? I saw you gazing longingly at your husband’s glass of wine at…

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