Unused Scenes From ‘Friends’ That Attempted To Discuss 9/11

JOEY: Wait. Are you telling me these guys killed thousands of people for… virgins?!

Julien Perez
Slackjaw

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INT. MONICA’S KITCHEN

[MONICA cooks while ROSS reads a magazine.]

ROSS: All I’m saying is that Islam has some problems.

MONICA: Oh, come on! Every religion has problems. You can’t single out Islam because of a small group of radicals.

ROSS: That small group of radicals took out the World Trade Center!

[RACHEL enters.]

RACHEL: Ugly Naked Guy is on his roof waving an American flag! We think he’s gonna fall!

MONICA: Hold that thought.

[MONICA runs towards the window]

[The AUDIENCE laughs.]

INT. CENTRAL PERK

[PHOEBE stands on the stage with her guitar.]

PHOEBE: Hi everybody. Before I start, I wanted to have a moment of silence for all those that lost their lives on September 11th. So, if everyone can just bow their heads for a moment and close their eyes… Hey, you in the back. Yes, you too. I don’t want to see any faces. Okay? Alright. The silence begins now.

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