Unusual Shark Attacks
Just when you thought all shark attacks were the same.
A Dusky Spine shark jumped onto a cruise ship and landed in a pool, stealing the belly-flop competition from Bob Kravchuk.
A Whale shark jumped out of the Giant Ocean tank at the New England Aquarium and ate a man petitioning for stricter shark-hunting regulations.
A Bonnethead shark crashed a retirement party at an Elks Lodge, grabbed the mic and ripped Sal Odenkirk about his seashell collection, sneering, “Where’d you find those cockle shells? My driveway?”
An Oceanic White Tip shark jumped onto a fishing boat off the shores of Corpus Christi, bit off a girl’s foot, then spat it back, the foot now perfectly pedicured.
A Lemon shark leaped from Boston Harbor to Quincy Market, landed in front of a street magician, spat out a playing card — the six of clubs, the very card a person had selected from the magician’s deck moments before — then made the magician disappear by eating him.
A Silky shark jumped onto the Paddlewheeler Creole Queen in New Orleans, stole a seventeen-year-old’s boyfriend, and went to prom with him.
A Bigeye shark exploded out of a wading pool in Carmel, California, wrestled Kim Wong’s tricycle from her sticky little hands, rode it to San Bruno…
