Updates To The Official Girl Scout Handbook
New Rules For A New Society
With the recent leak about the possibility of overturning Roe v. Wade, the Girl Scouts have updated the 1920 official handbook: Scouting for Girls: Official Handbook For The Girl Scouts to follow the ideology of the Supreme Court.
I. A Girl Scout’s Honor Is To Be Trusted
Girl Scouts will prove their honor by sporting new uniforms. From Daisies to Ambassadors, every Scout will be given a red cloak, white bonnet, and a purity ring.
II. A Girl Scout Is Loyal
Girl Scouts will be encouraged to help fellow Scouts. If a fellow Scout can’t afford the new uniforms or membership dues, Scouts are invited to sell Bibles, in addition to cookies, as a part of a new fundraising effort to show your loyalty by helping the less fortunate. And don’t worry, all cookies are no longer kosher and halal.
III. A Girl Scout’s Duty Is To Be Useful and to Help Others
A Girl Scout can prove her usefulness by helping other girls to recognize that they shouldn’t have a right over their own bodies.
