Useful LEGO Kits For Adults

Emily Menez
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMar 22, 2024

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Optimus Prime that transforms into a fully-completed Medicaid application for your elderly father

2 Fast 2 Furious Nissan Skyline GT-R (R34) that holds your 1994 Ford Escort’s registration

Spider-Man’s Mask that doubles as a hydrogel face mask #SkinCare

A Loop Roller Coaster with seats that model the possibilities of decent lumbar support

Back to the Future Time Machine that takes you back to the day you plucked your eyebrows way too thin

Bouquet of LEGO Roses that includes a pre-filled out apology note for giving your spouse a Bouquet of LEGO Roses

Talking Sorting Hat™ that talks to you about the long term effects of having a narcissistic parent and how to move forward

Tiny Plants that raise awareness to water your regular-sized plants

Gringotts™ Wizarding Bank with magically helpful tips on how to increase your savings account

King Boo and the Haunted Yard Expansion as a reminder to spend one-fifteenth of the time to assemble this and visit your grandmother’s grave

AT-AT™ with the number of AT&T — time to pay your monthly phone bill!

LEGO Friends House — a reminder to invite your friends over, and also to make friends

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Emily Menez
Slackjaw

I've written for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, CBS, and more. I'm an editor @Slackjaw. Send in your funny pieces!