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Van Gogh Applies To Teach Arts & Crafts At His Local Preschool

“I’m eager to influence impressionable young minds.”

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To The Principal at the Saint-Rémy-de-Provence:

I hear, through my one good ear, that you are in need of an Arts & Crafts teacher, and I am the perfect person for this position. I worked briefly as an assistant teacher, so I have experience…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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R.E. Fisher

R.E. Fisher

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