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We Cannot, In Good Conscience, Refund Your Drone

Thank you for writing to Drone AF regarding the recreational drone you recently purchased from us.

“Drone” by Kevin Dooley is licensed udner CC By 2.0. Altered by the author

Dear Mr. Thompson,

Thank you for writing to Drone AF regarding the recreational drone you recently purchased from us. After viewing footage from the drone’s onboard camera, we regret to inform…

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