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Wedding Vow Mad Libs

You mean [impressive geological expanse] to me.

Photo by Thomas AE on Unsplash

[Bride’s name],

Let me begin by saying [something stupid about how nervous you are].

I can’t believe how [lie about how comfortable it is] [in/on] this [gazebo/field/beach] near the [heated/air-conditioned/expensive] [hotel/mansion/event center she insisted upon booking].

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