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Welcome to Hell: Freshman Orientation

Photo by moein moradi

Ok, everybody, simmer down now!

I know we’re all excited to be here — or maybe not! — but we’ve got a lot of sulfuric ground to cover and you’re not my only damned group today.

I’m Erebos, your Resident Demon, and I am the only soul on this cursed campus of constant suffering who isn’t out to deceive, trick, or otherwise cause you harm, so listen up. The following serves as…

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Jenn Knott

Jenn Knott

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Connoisseur of quiet, makes exceptions for dance parties. Writing in McSweeney’s, American Bystander, The Belladonna, Slackjaw. Tweeties @jkusesherwords