Welcome To Odin’s Sacrifice Resort And Casino!

Rowdy Geirsson
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readApr 7, 2020

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Image mash-up by Rowdy Geirsson based on Peter Nicolai Arbo’s Åsgårdsreien and Michelle Maria’s photography

Now open in the heart of the Las Vegas Strip is the all-new Odin’s Sacrifice Resort and Casino! Built on the former grounds of a lackluster and theme-less casino from the 1970s, Odin’s Sacrifice features the city’s very best selection of gaming and entertainment attractions as well as the most luxurious accommodations available, all set in a unique blood-ritual, pagan cult atmosphere.

From the very first moment you step off Las Vegas Boulevard and approach Odin’s Sacrifice, you’ll be amazed by the dazzling ten-thousand-foot-tall World Tree Sky Elevator, the resort’s most iconic attraction. This state-of-the-art, glass-and-steel structure shoots visitors up to the top of its magnificent canopy in an ultra-smooth sixty seconds for unparalleled views of the second Eiffel Tower at the Paris Hotel and Casino, the Luxor’s pyramids of Giza, and the vast assortment of authentic animal corpses hanging from its very own metallic limbs. These animals were slaughtered and hung in accordance with illegal but nonetheless time-honored traditions for prosperity’s sake, and you’ll thank Odin later when you’re seated at the loosest slots in town!

But the good times don’t end there, because Odin has also made all of the latest name-brand fashions and accessories available at the resort’s Old Uppsala Shops! Meticulously detailed to resemble a…

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Rowdy Geirsson
Rowdy Geirsson

Written by Rowdy Geirsson

Promoting Leif Eriksson awareness and failing. Translator of The Impudent Edda and author of The Scandinavian Aggressors. www.scandinavianaggression.com

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