Welcome To Our Post Pandemic Bar!

Jun 20, 2020 · 3 min read
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After what feels like years, you’re finally allowed to hit the town! This privilege was announced two weeks ago and hasn’t been revoked (yet), so you’re probably in the clear (for now). We know that after everything that’s happened, going out (getting off the couch) can seem pretty daunting.

Here are some changes we’ve made to our bar to ensure that you’re comfortable:

1. Opening Hours

2. Pop Up Screens

3. Conversation Coasters

4. Toilet Paper

5. Banana Bread Candles

6. Sanitizer Fountain

7. Pants Pick Up

8. Shower Set Up

9. Tik Tok Promotion

10. Date Night Special

11. (No) Bartenders

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