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Welcome To Our Recently Haunted Bed And Breakfast

The Birch Tree Inn: Haunted Since August.

Image by Enrique Meseguer from Pixabay

Mr. and Mrs. Sheldon! Welcome to the Birch Tree Inn, the coziest and spookiest little Bed and Breakfast in East Central Illinois. I see we have you down for two nights in the Violet Suite. Ooh, that’s our most haunted room. Legend has it that Thomas Miller and his new bride Gloria checked in for their honeymoon…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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