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Welcome To The Hypochondriac Escape Room

To start, enter the room by touching this doorknob that our intern Stan coughs on regularly!

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Welcome to Hypochondriac’s Escape Room! A place for the needlessly worried to obsess and nail-bite over a diagnosis they’ll never get. Leave the room in under 60 minutes and you’ll receive a free full body scan. Let’s go!

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Tara Millette

Tara Millette

Tara Millette is a humor and copywriter based in Philadelphia. She is the co-founder and co-editor of The Honeypot Satire. Follow her on twitter @LazyGinger

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