Welcome To Toddler Restaurant, Where You Can Dine Underneath Or On Top Of The Tables

Both parents and children will love our “scream out your feelings” room

Illustration by Emily Clouse

Welcome to Toddler Restaurant, where everything is designed with our most discriminating young guests in mind. No more uncomfortable seating arrangements or worries about other patrons staring at you while you blend a clump of mashed potatoes into your hair.

Here at Toddler Restaurant, we strive to meet your very specific and constantly evolving needs.

Dress Code

Guests are free to wear a range of attire from superhero costumes to pajamas or that empty box you found in the recycling. Shirts and pants are always optional.

Seating

We have a variety of eclectic options to choose from. Our Over and Under Room allows your entire party to grab a seat underneath or on top of one of our spacious tables. Complimentary flashlights and glow-in-the-dark menus are provided for our under-the-table guests, and helmets and padded seats are on-hand for those guests who prefer to stand on a table while they lick the ranch off of a celery stick.

Food