We’re All God’s Children, And Dad Hates Us

Daniel Shar
Nov 23, 2019 · 2 min read
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay

Brothers and sisters of the congregation,

It is with heavy heart and damp eyes that I break some unfortunate news to you: our father, who art in heaven, has a whole ’nother family he kept from us. I know this is a lot to take in, but our father is also father to a whole race of space people.