What Goes Through A Car Dealer’s Mind When I Enter A Dealership

He’s really, really trying to do the right thing.

Jeff King
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readApr 19, 2024

--

A picture of a salesperson at a car dealership
Photo by Antoni Shkraba from Pexels

Look at this fantastic new customer as he comes through the door of my humble dealership. He seems a bit nervous. I will put him at ease. Every customer is a special and unique person that I get to make happy — what a privilege! I’m so glad I got back from my lunchtime…

--

--

Jeff King
Slackjaw

Jeff's writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Johnny America, Jane Austen's Wastepaper Basket, MuddyUm, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. For more, visit jeffiswriting.ca.