What I Imagine The Fleetwood Mac Tour Bus Is Like

Gary M. Almeter
Nov 1 · 4 min read
Fleetowood Mac. (The photograph was published on the 25 June 1977 issue of Billboard magazine, thus being an advertising pre-1978 photograph with no explicit copyright notice it is in public domain.)

There is a bus driver named Jeremy. Jeremy has been the Fleetwood Mac bus driver for as long as the Fleetwood Mac band members can remember. Quite often, during overnight trips when the band members can’t sleep from the pitter patter of the bus wheels on the highway or from when the pitter patter of their pet ferret Sara (see below) keeps them awake, the band members walk to the front of the bus to talk…

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Gary M. Almeter

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Gary is an attorney who lives in Baltimore, MD with his wife, three kids and beagle. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s, 1966, Good Men Project & Splitsider

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