What Your Favorite Christmas Movie Says About You

Michelle Spies
Slackjaw
Published in
1 min readDec 20, 2017

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Everyone has a favorite film they like to watch around Christmas time. What does your favorite say about you?

A Charlie Brown Christmas
No phones are allowed at your dinner table.

Love Actually
You own one or more ‘Keep Calm’ signs and several adult coloring books.

A Christmas Story
You believe vinyl is the way music is meant to be heard.

It’s A Wonderful Life
You comment earnestly on all of your college-aged daughter’s Facebook posts.

Home Alone
You eat all your meals on your couch.

A Muppet Christmas Carol
You buy the version of the book with the movie poster on the cover.

The Polar Express
You own an Android phone.

The Holiday
You love the Whole Foods hot bar.

White Christmas
You believe PC culture is ruining America.

Miracle On 34th Street
You have run a 5K for charity.

Die Hard
You reply to celebrities on Twitter.

The Santa Clause
Your wedding had a cash bar.

Elf
Your family takes a bi-annual Disney World vacation.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas
You go to the gym before work and get to bed by 10:30 every night.

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Michelle Spies
Slackjaw

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