What Your Favorite LaCroix Flavor Says About Your Dating Life

Martti
Martti
Dec 3, 2019 · 5 min read
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Image Copyright: La Croix. (Fair Use.)

Read the mystic bubbles and behold the future! Besides the stomach upset — that’s a given.

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Pure

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Lemon

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Cran-Raspberry

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Berry

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Peach-Pear

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Passionfruit

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Tangerine

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Martti

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Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. Humor, parody, satire writer @thebelladonnacomedy * @slackjaw * Weekly Humorist * @robotbutt. marttinelson.com

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Martti

Written by

Martti

Beautiful, but doesn’t know it. Humor, parody, satire writer @thebelladonnacomedy * @slackjaw * Weekly Humorist * @robotbutt. marttinelson.com

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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