What Your Number of Pillows Says About You

Dustin Mark
Sep 4, 2018 · 4 min read

You’ve decided to take the plunge into adulthood and invest in a new bed. Thanks to a stack of mostly expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupons you have all but finished customizing your new bed/desk/dinner table. But there’s one issue left: how many pillows are you supposed to adorn it with? This question is more important than you may realize. Here’s what how many pillows you have says about your personality.

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Dustin Mark

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Dustin Mark writes and performs comedy. His website is easy to find, though he himself is not.

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