WHO’s On First At The Global Health Conference

You should always be positive.

Christopher Shelley
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readApr 23, 2021

--

Illustration by Louis Sobol

Abbott: This is going to be a fascinating conference.

Costello: I know, I can’t believe so many world-renowned health experts are under one roof.

Abbott: I’ve never been more excited to hear scientists talk.

Costello: Who’s on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I’m asking you who’s on first.

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: At the conference.

Abbott: WHO’s going first.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: You got it.

Costello: I don’t got it, that’s why I’m asking you.

Abbott: WHO.

Costello: Are you asking me?

Abbott: I’m telling you. WHO.

Costello: Are you positive?

Abbott: Oh no, I’m negative.

Costello: You’re negative?

Abbott: Positive.

Costello: You’re positive?

Abbott: Absolutely.

--

--

Christopher Shelley
Slackjaw

Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com