Why Is It That You’re Always The Bad Guy When You Sit On A Baby?

There is nothing worse than sitting on a baby and then never hearing the end of it.

Photo by Stas Svechnikov on Unsplash

First of all, I’d like to point out that I didn’t sit on the baby intentionally. It was an entirely understandable misunderstanding in that I was a little drunk, and the baby, being a newborn, was relatively small and…