Dec 18, 2020
3 min read
You Are Cordially Invited To My Pity Party
I’m throwing a pity party for little old me. Join the festivities! Please?? Nothing good ever happens to me. 😢
WHEN
Tonight around 11 pm, when I start feeling MOST SHITTY about my life — usually right after I watch 3 hours of Everyone Loves Raymond reruns, realize I’ll NEVER find my Debra, then scroll Insta for an hour while eating a pound of stale Tostitos…
