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You Look Weak My Dear Boy! We Must Feed You These 9 Suppers At Once!

Oh, my dear boy! Look at how pale you are. Come inside off the stoop this instant and eat something. You’ll catch your death out there. Listen to your grandfather. I insist!

Soup

Soup

Sit down and eat, my lad. You’ve been working too long in the cabbage fields today… Look, soup! It’s hot and delicious. Carrots. Potatoes…

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Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. I’ll send you some treasure: hyoom.com/newsletter