Your Passive Aggressive Home Inspection

Adam Dietz
Slackjaw
Published in
3 min readApr 11, 2024

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Photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash

Address: 1321 Barton Street, Gilbert, MI 49008

Date: 3/17/24

Weather: 53 degrees-overcast

Home Inspector: Daniel “Danny” Rigsley

Kitchen observations:

  • Laminate flooring is in acceptable condition. At least as acceptable as laminate can be.

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Adam Dietz
Slackjaw

Comedy writer with work in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Editor of the Yapjaw newsletter.