You’ve Been Selected For A Poll About What Americans Think!
A 2024 poll by Harvard Caps Harris found that The U.S. Military and the police, are among Americans’ most favored institutions. Hamas and Antifa are the least favored.
Pollster: Hi, this is Mitchell with the Harvard Caps Harris Poll. Am I speaking with Guy?
Guy: Yeah, I’m Guy.
Pollster: I’m calling today because you’ve been selected to take part in a poll about the mood of the country.
Guy: Wow, me? Cool!
Pollster: The poll helps us understand how Americans view certain groups and institutions. Do you want to participate?
Guy: Yeah, sounds good. I have thirty-three minutes until the dryer is done drying.
Pollster: Uh, okay. I’ll mention some names and groups. For each thing I mention, tell me your reaction: favorable, unfavorable no opinion — or if you’ve never heard of them.
Guy: Got it, boss!
Pollster: Okay. First group: The campus protesters.
Guy: Never heard of them.
