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Zagat Reviews Of Your Neighbors’ Halloween Treats

How to know where to go trick-or-treating this year

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Dullsville

12 Morton Lane: Gives out BBBats which “s-s-suck,” and “no one eats them even when fr-fr-free.” The skeleton hanging on the door is “fitting,” because “once you see what they’re giving out you’ll stay skinny forever.” The two BMW’s in the driveway are…

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Caren Lissner

Caren Lissner

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Author of nerdy novel CARRIE PILBY (film version‘s on Netflix). Finishing up offbeat memoir. Love dogs & puns. Read more: http://carenlissner.com.