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What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?
What Happens When You Move In Together Before Your First Date?
Absolute chaos or appreciation?
Kelly Shanley
Oct 9
As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abortions
As A Liberal Woman, There’s Nothing I Love More Than Late-Term Abortions
Except for after-birth abortions…
TJ Dawe
Oct 9
Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children
Fact Checking Animal Myths We Were Told As Children
Learn why you should put your hands all over that birds nest after all.
Tmo Bradach
Oct 9
Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines
Updated Guest Cottage Guidelines
Our house, our rules
Tom Navratil
Oct 8
No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen
No You May Not Borrow My Fountain Pen
Your unmanicured fingers are better suited for a Bic Round Stic
Graeme Carey
Oct 8
It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer
It’s Time We Stop Working In Silos, Because It’s Inefficient And Corn Dust Keeps Jamming The Printer
We are working diligently to address the unanticipated problems associated with working in large, tall buildings meant solely for breaking d
Meg Reid
Oct 7
Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised
Your Phone’s Notes App Has Been Compromised
We apologize for this slight oopsy-daisy!
Nat Hrvatin
Oct 7
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore
15 Reasons We Should Not Hold Hands In Public Anymore
Love isn’t a factor but that one wart on your thumb sure is.
L.D. Blevins
Oct 6
If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Local Craft Business
If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Loc...
The key ingredients in my craft humor articles are buzzwords paired with trendy phrases.
Rowdy Geirsson
Oct 5
Attracting Suckers
Attracting Suckers
A self-help Guru’s playbook
The Spoken Blog
Oct 4
My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell
My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell
When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.
Sarah James
Oct 4
An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell
An Antiques Expert Drops By First-Grade Show-And-Tell
No discernible qualities suggest this rock has any value.
Dan Gutenberg
Oct 3
Welcome To Hollywood!
Welcome To Hollywood!
Glitzville. Tinseltown. The City of Lights and Also Cameras and Also Action.
Eli Burnstein
Oct 2
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
A Keto Influencer Reviews “The Fattiest” Brasilia Steakhouse
Damn, there’s more grease in this thing than in a Jiffy Lube.
Tobi Pledger
Oct 2
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate
“So I go to the playground and I take this massive dump at the end of the slide…”
Kelli Huggins
Oct 1
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
Honey, I Shrunk The Woman I’m Cheating On You With
I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start.
Julien Perez
Oct 1
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
Letter From The Alumni Association That Tracked You Down
You tried to get away from us, didn’t you?
James Klein
Sep 30
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
I’m In The Mime Gang From The Warriors, And I Think We Need A New Look
Was there a vote I wasn’t aware of?
Graeme Carey
Sep 30
When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business
When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business
Here. We. Go.
Aaron Chown
Sep 29
Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following
Reviewing Your Boyfriend’s Instagram Following
It can’t be that bad, can it?
Shawn Tran
Sep 28
How To Win Family Game Night
How To Win Family Game Night
Settle on a game that the fewest people know how to play. Make sure it’s also the longest and most complicated.
Jeff Bender
Sep 27
In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App
In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App
Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…
Sarah James
Sep 26
I’m An Oversized Pickup Truck, And This Suburban Life is Killing Me
I’m An Oversized Pickup Truck, And This Suburban Life is Killing Me
This cul-de-sac just ain’t big enough for the likes of me
Graeme Carey
Sep 26
Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings
Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings
Are your height preferences holding you back?
Kelly Shanley
Sep 25
Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep
Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep
Husband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.
Alex Baia
Sep 25
Mosquitos Love Me
Mosquitos Love Me
At night when I’m trying to doze off, mosquitoes will sneak in through my bedroom window and buzz sweet nothings into my ear.
Adam Dietz
Sep 24
Young Love
Young Love
I am 58 years old. My fiancee, Holly, is 18.
Jack Handey
Sep 23
Review Of The First-Ever Hair Salon
Review Of The First-Ever Hair Salon
I’m sure all these small issues are just teething problems…
Stephanie Redmond
Sep 22
Turns Out Yogurt Has Been Drywall Compound This Whole Time
Turns Out Yogurt Has Been Drywall Compound This Whole Time
“Probiotic”? Just made that word up.
Ross Murray
Sep 21
Why I, Sir Lancealittleless, Use Knight’s Laundry Detergent
Why I, Sir Lancealittleless, Use Knight’s Laundry Detergent
The #1 cleanser for questing men.
Zoieyx
Sep 20
No, I Do Not Regret “Making Myself At Home”
No, I Do Not Regret “Making Myself At Home”
I’m not sorry that I ate the entire party sub.
Justin Gawel
Sep 19
We Both Know This Coffee Shop Has A Bathroom
We Both Know This Coffee Shop Has A Bathroom
And you’re going to let me use it.
Eli Burnstein
Sep 19
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