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A Date? Not For All The Tea In China
A Date? Not For All The Tea In China
To be honest, I’m not at all convinced of your ability to procure that much tea.
Talia Argondezzi
Apr 2
I Am The Mascot and You Shall Know My School Spirit
I Am The Mascot and You Shall Know My School Spirit
I’m not a hero, I’m a mascot.
Adam Dietz
Apr 1
Forget The Trends And Use These Spicy Baby Names Instead
Forget The Trends And Use These Spicy Baby Names Instead
So your friend stole the name you wanted…
Ruth Fish
Apr 1
We’re Looking For A Breaking News Reporter Who Can Also Tell Readers If Trader Joe’s Is Open On…
We’re Looking For A Breaking News Reporter Who Can Also Tell Readers If Trader Joe’s Is Open On…
This is why you got a journalism degree
Lareign Ward
Mar 30
I Am Moving To New York City To Pursue Crying Full Time
I Am Moving To New York City To Pursue Crying Full Time
I have big dreams and even bigger tears.
Erin A Ross
Mar 29
My March Madness Was Freakin’ Insane This Year, And Also A Little Bit Lonely!
My March Madness Was Freakin’ Insane This Year, And Also A Little Bit Lonely!
Who are you rooting for? What’s your phone number?
Luke Roloff
Mar 28
Please Visit Our Small Indiana Town For Your College Spring Break
Please Visit Our Small Indiana Town For Your College Spring Break
Dance the night away to John Mellencamp’s best hits at our only bar in town.
Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
Mar 27
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
It’s Me, Stock Photo Girl, And Soon I Will Inhabit Your Body
It’s Me, Stock Photo Girl, And Soon I Will Inhabit Your Body
I am ready to feel the sun on my skin, the wind in my hair, and human blood on my hands.
Kat García
Mar 26
Forgotten Cannibalism Episodes of Famous Sitcoms
Forgotten Cannibalism Episodes of Famous Sitcoms
Family Matters, Season 8, Episode 18, “Urkel on Rye”
Adam Dietz
Mar 25
This Is My New Leaf Blower
This Is My New Leaf Blower
Bow down & suck it
Kate Brennan
Mar 25
How To Keep A Secret
How To Keep A Secret
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Stephanie
Mar 23
Useful LEGO Kits For Adults
Useful LEGO Kits For Adults
Optimus Prime that transforms into a fully-completed Medicaid application for your elderly father
Emily Menez
Mar 22
Mom and Dad: It’s Time We Talk About Your Addiction To Pickleball
Mom and Dad: It’s Time We Talk About Your Addiction To Pickleball
You need to quit dinking.
Jus Kaplan
Mar 21
Quotes From “Little Tots Learning Center,” A Film By Martin Scorsese
Quotes From “Little Tots Learning Center,” A Film By Martin Scorsese
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cowboy. Or a superhero.”
Caroline Horwitz
Mar 20
A Guided Tour Of My Body’s Temple
A Guided Tour Of My Body’s Temple
No pictures, please.
Nathan Pashley
Mar 19
My LAST Last Will And Testament
My LAST Last Will And Testament
This is the one.
Tyler Gooch
Mar 18
The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
No Gold. No Rainbow. No Deal.
Rob Rooney
Mar 16
This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
Racquel fell in this week’s rankings — largely due to her insistence on, once again, telling the uncomfortable story of how she was named.
Adam Dietz
Mar 15
My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their Lives
My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their ...
A human Red Cross at your service.
Mayur Chauhan
Mar 15
A Morning Routine Of The Woman Who Rides At The Front Of Your Spin Class
A Morning Routine Of The Woman Who Rides At The Front Of Your Spin ...
She’s a lean, mean, cocaine-fuelled machine
Hannah Wilkinson
Mar 14
My Toddler’s Bedtime Routine Explained Through Popular Movie Plots
My Toddler’s Bedtime Routine Explained Through Popular Movie Plots
Groundhog Day
Michael Quinn
Mar 13
How To Talk To Your Loved One About Houseplant Addiction
How To Talk To Your Loved One About Houseplant Addiction
The time to be gentle was five marble queens ago.
Amy Greenlee
Mar 12
Value Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)
Value Of Shave And A Haircut, By Year (*Not Adjusted For Inflation)
Two Bitcoins (2009)…two Billie Eilish tickets (2017)…two baker’s yeasts (2020)
Emily Menez
Mar 11
If Hemingway’s Characters Had Texting
If Hemingway’s Characters Had Texting
The three day phone blow up
Caleb Coy
Mar 11
I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems
I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems
And I promise I’m not here to ruffle any feathers
Ben Kissam
Mar 9
Recommended Jobs Based On Your LinkedIn Profile
Recommended Jobs Based On Your LinkedIn Profile
Though it seems like you wouldn’t know a social media best practice if it hit you in the face, we think you should manage MrBeast’s TikTok.
Emily Delaney
Mar 8
I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise
I’m Not Afraid Of AI Because Technology Has Fulfilled Every Promise
Aren’t we all happier than we’ve ever been?
James Klein
Mar 7
A Theatre Critic’s Review Of Children’s Fake Crying Performances
A Theatre Critic’s Review Of Children’s Fake Crying Performances
To convince is to commit.
Megan Sarnacki
Mar 6
My CPAP Mask Drives My Wife Crazy With Wanton Sexual Desire.
My CPAP Mask Drives My Wife Crazy With Wanton Sexual Desire.
CPAP, the ultimate sex toy and turn on.
Matt Walsh
Mar 5
I’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our Relationship
I’ll Forever Miss The Salad Days Of Our Relationship
We knew that our relationship might eventually wilt away like the lettuce of the salads that we loved so much and ingested so often.
Adam Dietz
Mar 4
I’ve Recently Been Baptized Into The Church Of Mushroom Coffee
I’ve Recently Been Baptized Into The Church Of Mushroom Coffee
Have you heard the good word?
Kate Brennan
Mar 4
Finally, Auteur-Branded Snacks
Finally, Auteur-Branded Snacks
We care deeply about how cinema’s greatest visionaries snack — and now so can you
Jeff King
Mar 2
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