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Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge 2021
Slackjaw Humor Writing Challenge 2021
The best humor writing challenge in the universe — with a $1,000 Grand Prize — is back!
Alex Baia
Mar 15
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Escape Room: Pandemic Toddler Mom Edition
Escape Room: Pandemic Toddler Mom Edition
Choose one of these banal adventures below or suffer through them all in 24 hours!
Lisa Allison Pertoso
Apr 14
An Open Letter To My IUD
An Open Letter To My IUD
Hello, it’s me. I was wondering if after all these years (inside my uterus) you’d like to chat.
Dani Mahrer
Apr 14
A Year In Pandemic Peloton Badges
A Year In Pandemic Peloton Badges
26 days of yoga with a toddler stuck on one leg.
Emily Duke
Apr 14
In The Sequel
In The Sequel
In the sequel, the explosions will be bigger, louder, and 35% more explodier.
Alex Baia
Apr 13
Quiz: “Sex And The City” Episode Title Or Sarcastic T-Shirt From Walmart?
Quiz: “Sex And The City” Episode Title Or Sarcastic T-Shirt From Walmart?
Kinda witty one-liner or non-witty one-liner?
Rachel Marsh
Apr 13
An Open Letter To Editors Who Change British English To American English
An Open Letter To Editors Who Change British English To American English
First Meghan Markle, now this.
Jamie Jackson
Apr 13
Don’t Ruin Your Life With A Job At The White House: Just Say No
Don’t Ruin Your Life With A Job At The White House: Just Say No
Say yes to your life. And when it comes to a job at the White House, just say no.
Sean Keady
Apr 12
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
White People With Dreadlocks Anonymous
White People With Dreadlocks Anonymous
Be stupid, but keep it to yourself.
rob white
Apr 12
An Honest Tour Of Our College Campus
An Honest Tour Of Our College Campus
Thanks for joining me on this tour today! I hope you had fun, because I didn’t!
Bryn Snyder
Apr 12
I’m Your Enigmatic Vegan Co-Worker, And I’m Here To Guide You In Your Quest To Master The Non-Dairy…
I’m Your Enigmatic Vegan Co-Worker, And I’m Here To Guide You In Yo...
Take a journey with me down the path of enlightenment.
Amy Currul
Apr 11
Trader Joe’s Must Apologize For Not Being Inclusive of People Who Are Not Named Joe
Trader Joe’s Must Apologize For Not Being Inclusive of People Who A...
We will no longer be overlooked while shopping for cauliflower gnocchi.
Audrey Dundee Hannah
Apr 11
Politics And The English Language (SEO Optimized) By George R.R. Well
Politics And The English Language (SEO Optimized) By George R.R. Well
How to torrent safely + free movie torrenting sites.
Ian Yamamoto
Apr 10
How Our Secret Film Came Together During A Pandemic
How Our Secret Film Came Together During A Pandemic
The only thing I missed more than being on that set might be my sense of smell and taste.
Harris Mayersohn
Apr 10
QAnon Hires An Image Consultant
QAnon Hires An Image Consultant
We can get you back on top as the purveyor of one of the most influential conspiracy theories in the world!
Mark Ratledge
Apr 9
All Of The Samoas In This Box, Ranked
All Of The Samoas In This Box, Ranked
🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year… 🎶
Rachel Marsh
Apr 9
QUIZ: Said During Intercourse Or While Shopping At Target With Kids?
QUIZ: Said During Intercourse Or While Shopping At Target With Kids?
I really don’t think we need a toy today.
Kate Mock Elliott
Apr 9
The Catfish Who Lured Me
The Catfish Who Lured Me
Not exactly what I had in mind when they said: “there’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
Kelly Shanley
Apr 8
The 9 Hand Sanitizer Personality Types
The 9 Hand Sanitizer Personality Types
If you haven’t met at least 3, ya nasty.
Taryn Parrish
Apr 8
Assembly Instructions For The SpaceX Rocket Sold By IKEA
Assembly Instructions For The SpaceX Rocket Sold By IKEA
It’s not rocket science (but it kind of is).
Rick Post
Apr 8
Excerpts From My Spy Kids Fan Fiction
Excerpts From My Spy Kids Fan Fiction
Long live the Thumb Thumbs.
Molly Henderson
Apr 7
A Man In His 30s Explains To Me What’s Wrong With Women In Their 30s
A Man In His 30s Explains To Me What’s Wrong With Women In Their 30s
Those bloody women over 35… They’re all tick-tock, tick-tock.
Hannah Furst
Apr 7
Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Dreamed Of Being A Junior Administrative Strategic Operations…
Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Dreamed Of Being A Junior Administ...
I cannot emphasize enough how excited I would be to take on this role.
Noah Cohen-Greenberg, Lucy Walker, and Sam Mermin
Apr 7
The First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 3: Commercial Break
The First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 3: Commercial Break
Guacamole Dust from TikTok+: Just add water!
Emily Clouse
Apr 6
A Fly On The Wall Of The Room In Which The Anal Swab Was Invented
A Fly On The Wall Of The Room In Which The Anal Swab Was Invented
A new way to test for COVID.
Peter Moran
Apr 6
What I Thought Would Happen When I Dyed My Hair Red Vs. What Actually Happened
What I Thought Would Happen When I Dyed My Hair Red Vs. What Actual...
Results were only slightly better than when I cut my own bangs.
Angela Kidd
Apr 6
They Had To Reshoot The Entire Pilot Of Lizzie McGuire Because Of The Scottish Accent I Did (By…
They Had To Reshoot The Entire Pilot Of Lizzie McGuire Because Of T...
We’ll figure it out on the way.
Sarah James
Apr 5
Product Review: Standing Desk Starts Walking, Running, Getting Stronger
Product Review: Standing Desk Starts Walking, Running, Getting Stro...
How a standing desk ruined my life.
Alan Giles
Apr 5
The Queen’s Gambit: Checkers Edition
The Queen’s Gambit: Checkers Edition
Two players. Twenty-four pieces. Ages six and up.
Eli Burnstein
Apr 5
7 Rejected Hallmark Rom-Coms For Easter
7 Rejected Hallmark Rom-Coms For Easter
Let’s make easter sexy.
Nat Hrvatin
Apr 4
May God Have Mercy On Your Souls: A Millennial’s Guide To Gen Z
May God Have Mercy On Your Souls: A Millennial’s Guide To Gen Z
These snarky killjoys are about to take a crap on everything you love.
Rebecca Anderson
Apr 4
I’m The Advertising Genius That Leaves Empty Bottles Of Fireball Whisky Everywhere
I’m The Advertising Genius That Leaves Empty Bottles Of Fireball Wh...
it’s not too hard to sell a product if you love it yourself.
WhatTheZem
Apr 3
It’s Board Game Night! You Can’t Escape the Fun!
It’s Board Game Night! You Can’t Escape the Fun!
We’ve got an evening of excruciating excitement lined up!
Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Apr 3
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