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The Eco-Green Yoga Mat Guide To Navigating Our Sliding Scale Payment System

The Eco-Green Yoga Mat Guide To Navigating Our Sliding Scale Payment System

Paying $60 for a yoga mat has never been easier.
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Jordan De Padova
Why Am I Called “Deep Throat”?

Why Am I Called “Deep Throat”?

You couldn’t think of a better codename?
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Nick Guadagnino
Hey, Girl, I Don’t Want To Be Serious With You, But Will You Watch My Hamster?

Hey, Girl, I Don’t Want To Be Serious With You, But Will You Watch My Hamster?

Charlie really misses you.
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Pretending I Have A House

Pretending I Have A House

It’s like playing dress up, but for adults.
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Brigs H
How To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your Feelings

How To Be Adorable When Someone Is Genuinely Hurting Your Feelings

This no-stress guide helps you go from “wow, that hurt,” to “wow, that hurt, but I made my bully smile!”
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Emily Menez
Medieval Jerry

Medieval Jerry

Nice court. Mind if I jest in it?
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Eli Burnstein
The Dream Guy And The A$$hole

The Dream Guy And The A$$hole

How to lose a guy in three dates
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Kelly Shanley
More Heehee's and Hoohoo's
Much Like Abercrombie And Fitch, I — The Guy Who Bullied You In High School — Am Making A Comeback

Much Like Abercrombie And Fitch, I — The Guy Who Bullied You In High School — Am Making A Comeback

I won’t lie to you and say the last few decades have been good to me because they haven’t.
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Adam Dietz
Welcome To Your Gym’s Half-Assed Fall Experience

Welcome To Your Gym’s Half-Assed Fall Experience

Where the eerie, ramshackle vibes are just part of the charm. Trust us.
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Kevin Binder
Thank You For Your Service

Thank You For Your Service

Life as a talking bedspread isn’t as fun as it sounds.
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Jawal Nga
Sorry Son, But This Several-Hundred-Dollar LEGO Set Is Just For Daddy

Sorry Son, But This Several-Hundred-Dollar LEGO Set Is Just For Daddy

Sure, building is fun, but the best part is displaying my creation knowing I spent half a grand on the LEGO Marvel Avengers Tower, plus tax.
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Dave Powers
I’d Like To Accept The Job Offer, But Are You Sure?

I’d Like To Accept The Job Offer, But Are You Sure?

You deserve the best candidate, and that’s not me.
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Fernanda Laertez
I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

Every time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.
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Alex Baia
Fashion Tips From My Parents

Fashion Tips From My Parents

Herringbone is in!
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Eli Burnstein
Bon Appétit, Now GTFO

Bon Appétit, Now GTFO

Finish your fish and scram, slow-eating rich people
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T. Kent Jones
A Step-By-Step Guide To Diagnosing Your Own Brain Disorder

A Step-By-Step Guide To Diagnosing Your Own Brain Disorder

DIY Neurology
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Kara Teevan
If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For You

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’...

At the First National Bank of Mattresses, we store your money under a mattress so you don’t have to
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Aaron Chown
I Came Here To F*ck And Clean All The Dishes In The Sink — And There’s Still, Like, A Ton of…

I Came Here To F*ck And Clean All The Dishes In The Sink — And Ther...

I’m still down to get freaky at this party, I just didn’t think there’d be so many dishes.
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r.j. kushner
The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

Important rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.
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Alex Baia
Who Do I Vote For If I Can’t Have A Beer With Anyone?

Who Do I Vote For If I Can’t Have A Beer With Anyone?

Navigating the political landscape without beer goggles.
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Josh Brown
I’m Iggy Pop — Why Do I Keep Getting Rejected From These “Rock Star” Job Openings?

I’m Iggy Pop — Why Do I Keep Getting Rejected From These “Rock Star...

I’ve just gotta know who’s more qualified than me.
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Amanda Goble
A Neighborhood Meeting On A Proposed “Indoor” Street Racing Bar

A Neighborhood Meeting On A Proposed “Indoor” Street Racing Bar

Where we pretend to answer some of your questions.
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Viktoria Shulevich
I, The Woman Quietly Reading In This Park, Am Begging To Be Part Of Your Content

I, The Woman Quietly Reading In This Park, Am Begging To Be Part Of...

Let me be the pawn in your viral clickbait chess match that ultimately turns out to be an ad for canned water.
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Rachel Rose Keller
Toddler Or Narcissist, The Quiz!

Toddler Or Narcissist, The Quiz!

As you read the FBI’s statistic that “48% of people are killed by someone they know,” one person comes to mind.
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Katherine Shaw
It’s Me, Your Live-In Partner Who Never Learned To Load A Dishwasher

It’s Me, Your Live-In Partner Who Never Learned To Load A Dishwasher

It’s not a “life skill” if I’ve done just fine without it till now.
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Brian Buseck
Thelma And Louise Chat As They Soar To Their Fiery Deaths

Thelma And Louise Chat As They Soar To Their Fiery Deaths

Poised near the edge of the Grand Canyon, Thelma and Louise take a moment to ponder their recent adventure.
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Jawal Nga
An Open Letter From My Nipples To Mark Zuckerberg

An Open Letter From My Nipples To Mark Zuckerberg

Pretty please, stop banning us from your social media platforms.
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Amy Gabrielle
Please Forward This Totally Legit Chain Email

Please Forward This Totally Legit Chain Email

Subject: 🚨 URGENT: Act NOW to Save Our Future! 🚨
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Caleb Coy
The School Year Will Be Much Easier For Everyone As Soon As You Do These 17 Unnecessarily…

The School Year Will Be Much Easier For Everyone As Soon As You Do ...

Trust us — we’re school administrators.
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Brian Pinaire
Welcome To Golden Rings: A Retirement Home For Former Olympians With No Purpose

Welcome To Golden Rings: A Retirement Home For Former Olympians Wit...

We’ve had athletes as young as 15 and as old as 35 join our community!
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Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
An Email To My Loud Coworker

An Email To My Loud Coworker

Subject: Volume Control
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Brigs H
Where’s The “Single Gay Guys With Good Credit And Their Own Cars For Kamala” Zoom Link?

Where’s The “Single Gay Guys With Good Credit And Their Own Cars Fo...

I’d just like to know their thoughts on democracy, or something like that.
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christopher walker
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