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Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!
Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!
We’re seeking a rockstar henchman/chameleon to join our depleted but now growing team of hardworking, expendable lackeys!
Michelle Spies
Jan 20
Writers Vs. The Rest Of Humanity
Writers Vs. The Rest Of Humanity
Who needs a consistent paycheck when you can sit alone in a dark room all day?
Emery Schindler
Jan 19
Falling Into Desperately Shameless Love With Becky, My Therapist
Falling Into Desperately Shameless Love With Becky, My Therapist
It wasn't love at first sight. She was wearing this bulky suit with an intimidating set of shoulder pads when I first saw her. Her hair was…
Daniel Barry
Jan 19
The First Step To Recovery Is Coaching A Group Of Misfits To A Youth Sports Title
The First Step To Recovery Is Coaching A Group Of Misfits To A Youth Sports Title
Time to admit you have a problem: the Baby Bulls need your help.
Bryanevansduff
Jan 19
My Bass Pro Snapbacks, Ranked
My Bass Pro Snapbacks, Ranked
Last time I had the Traveling Chapeau I wore it hunting with Mayhem Mark, and he shot nothing, and I shot fourteen moose.
Molly Henderson
Jan 18
Letter To The Editor: Yesterday’s Crossword Puzzle Was Intentionally Misleading
Letter To The Editor: Yesterday’s Crossword Puzzle Was Intentionally Misleading
For 1 Across the clue was “Recent events.” The answer, obviously, should be “Divorce,” not “News,” as was listed in your answer key.
Peter Grosz
Jan 18
I Just Watched Football For The First Time, And I Bet I Could Play Better Than These Schmucks
I Just Watched Football For The First Time, And I Bet I Could Play Better Than These Schmucks
I could take them to the Super Bowl, probably.
Olivia Kram
Jan 18
Slackjaw Featured Theme
Slackjaw Featured Theme: Sex & Dating
Slackjaw Featured Theme: Sex & Dating
We feature a new humor theme every couple of months. Slackjaw’s current featured theme is Sex and Dating!
Slackjaw
Nov 26, 2020
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I Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting Rejected
I Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting Rejected
Putting the “erect” in Homo erectus since before the common era.
Jake Murray
Jan 17
Masterclass: Christopher Nolan Shares Excerpt From His 1995 “Friends” Spec Script
Masterclass: Christopher Nolan Shares Excerpt From His 1995 “Friend...
ROSS, looking otherworldly in a bespoke BRIONI VANQUISH II SUIT , unwraps a Hershey bar.
Gregg Diller
Jan 17
I, Lady Whistledown, Have One More Secret to Reveal: The Pull-out Method Doesn’t Work
I, Lady Whistledown, Have One More Secret to Reveal: The Pull-out M...
This Author is left to wonder if she ought to have shared an easy-to-use ovulation calendar with London’s many marriage-minded misses?
Dan Ryan
Jan 16
I Am Your Google Drive, And I Am Overwhelmed
I Am Your Google Drive, And I Am Overwhelmed
I am so glad you have tape covering your computer camera, because I can’t even imagine the state of your house right now.
Kristi Iovino
Jan 16
Here At Buddha Air, All Destinations Are One
Here At Buddha Air, All Destinations Are One
We will be traveling on a different plane along an eightfold flight path.
David Martin
Jan 15
My OkCupid Boyfriends: Are They Fucked Up, Or Am I?
My OkCupid Boyfriends: Are They Fucked Up, Or Am I?
These guys stole my heart and my dignity.
Never Sugarcoated
Jan 15
Who Said It: Chekhov Or COVID?
Who Said It: Chekhov Or COVID?
A fun quiz!
Gary Chapin
Jan 14
Things I’ve Done Out Of An Abundance Of Caution
Things I’ve Done Out Of An Abundance Of Caution
I’m now brain-damaged, but I don’t have COVID.
Christopher Shelley
Jan 14
9 Album Covers Reimagined For 2021
9 Album Covers Reimagined For 2021
Vote for your favorite! The band that wins is legally required to change their album cover.
Kim Christel
Jan 13
Uh Oh! I Was Abducted By Aliens, But They Just “Want To Talk”
Uh Oh! I Was Abducted By Aliens, But They Just “Want To Talk”
I was eager for another probing, but little did I know what Blarf had in store for me that night.
Jordan Liffengren
Jan 13
My Prayer To The Lord, Oh Almighty Algorithm
My Prayer To The Lord, Oh Almighty Algorithm
A prayer for salvation in a time of meager views and shares.
Stephanie Leguichard
Jan 12
It’s Not The Size Of The Funeral That Counts
It’s Not The Size Of The Funeral That Counts
Measuring the value of my life by imagining my death.
David Milgrim
Jan 12
A Day In The Life Of A Professional Divorcee
A Day In The Life Of A Professional Divorcee
Deb is no longer a professional wife. In fact, she’s not very professional at all.
Isabella Dillman
Jan 11
What Your Favorite Trigonometry Ratio Says About You
What Your Favorite Trigonometry Ratio Says About You
Your fave trig ratio reveals who you really are.
Karen Gilmore
Jan 11
There’s A Narcissist At The Top Of The Slide And He Won’t Get Down
There’s A Narcissist At The Top Of The Slide And He Won’t Get Down
There’s a toddler at the top of the slide and quite frankly, he’s a douche bag.
Becky Veduccio Langton
Jan 10
An Open Letter Explaining Why I Write In The Nude
An Open Letter Explaining Why I Write In The Nude
“Clothes can be a dreadful thing for lonely people once their loneliness has started.”
JL Matthews
Jan 10
Meet Karen, Our Most Popular Escort
Meet Karen, Our Most Popular Escort
She’d like to speak to the manager — of your penis.
Ashley de Leon Lopez
Jan 9
Introducing VaxPass, The Pass That Lets You Skip The Vaccine Line
Introducing VaxPass, The Pass That Lets You Skip The Vaccine Line
From Pfizer comes the product everybody is calling “Unfair!”
Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
Jan 9
Thank You For Submitting To Our Flash Fiction Contest And Chili Cook-Off
Thank You For Submitting To Our Flash Fiction Contest And Chili Coo...
After careful consideration, we have selected the following winners of our Five Alarm Fiction Rodeo contest.
Andy Spain
Jan 8
Why Red Delicious Apples Are My Favorite Apple
Why Red Delicious Apples Are My Favorite Apple
I love ‘em.
Eric Lundquist
Jan 8
We, The Folklorian Woods, Beg Taylor Swift To Leave Us In Peace
We, The Folklorian Woods, Beg Taylor Swift To Leave Us In Peace
Stop digging for songs—our forest has nothing left to give!
Mary Kate Frank
Jan 7
I’m Japanese And I’ve Never Had One, But I’m Going To Tell You How To Make An American Burger
I’m Japanese And I’ve Never Had One, But I’m Going To Tell You How ...
So much umami!
Kent Morita
Jan 7
I Have Decided To “Live My Truth” And Eat Discarded Food Off Strangers’ Plates
I Have Decided To “Live My Truth” And Eat Discarded Food Off Strang...
One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure.
Jared Moskowitz
Jan 7
I’m A Doctor Treating COVID Patients, Please Trust Me When I Tell You That “Walk Hard: The De…
I’m A Doctor Treating COVID Patients, Please Trust Me When I Tell Y...
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Sure, you expect to see death and disease as a healthcare provider — it’s what we’re trained, at…
Max Barth
Jan 6
I’m The Last Goldfish In Your 100-Gallon Tank
I’m The Last Goldfish In Your 100-Gallon Tank
And I’m never gonna die.
Stephanie Stocker
Jan 6
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