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Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!

Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!

We’re seeking a rockstar henchman/chameleon to join our depleted but now growing team of hardworking, expendable lackeys!
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Michelle Spies
Writers Vs. The Rest Of Humanity

Writers Vs. The Rest Of Humanity

Who needs a consistent paycheck when you can sit alone in a dark room all day?
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Emery Schindler
Falling Into Desperately Shameless Love With Becky, My Therapist

Falling Into Desperately Shameless Love With Becky, My Therapist

It wasn't love at first sight. She was wearing this bulky suit with an intimidating set of shoulder pads when I first saw her. Her hair was…
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Daniel Barry
The First Step To Recovery Is Coaching A Group Of Misfits To A Youth Sports Title

The First Step To Recovery Is Coaching A Group Of Misfits To A Youth Sports Title

Time to admit you have a problem: the Baby Bulls need your help.
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Bryanevansduff
My Bass Pro Snapbacks, Ranked

My Bass Pro Snapbacks, Ranked

Last time I had the Traveling Chapeau I wore it hunting with Mayhem Mark, and he shot nothing, and I shot fourteen moose.
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Molly Henderson
Letter To The Editor: Yesterday’s Crossword Puzzle Was Intentionally Misleading

Letter To The Editor: Yesterday’s Crossword Puzzle Was Intentionally Misleading

For 1 Across the clue was “Recent events.” The answer, obviously, should be “Divorce,” not “News,” as was listed in your answer key.
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Peter Grosz
I Just Watched Football For The First Time, And I Bet I Could Play Better Than These Schmucks

I Just Watched Football For The First Time, And I Bet I Could Play Better Than These Schmucks

I could take them to the Super Bowl, probably.
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Olivia Kram
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Slackjaw Featured Theme: Sex & Dating

Slackjaw Featured Theme: Sex & Dating

We feature a new humor theme every couple of months. Slackjaw’s current featured theme is Sex and Dating!
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Slackjaw
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I Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting Rejected

I Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting Rejected

Putting the “erect” in Homo erectus since before the common era.
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Jake Murray
Masterclass: Christopher Nolan Shares Excerpt From His 1995 “Friends” Spec Script

Masterclass: Christopher Nolan Shares Excerpt From His 1995 “Friend...

ROSS, looking otherworldly in a bespoke BRIONI VANQUISH II SUIT , unwraps a Hershey bar.
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Gregg Diller
I, Lady Whistledown, Have One More Secret to Reveal: The Pull-out Method Doesn’t Work

I, Lady Whistledown, Have One More Secret to Reveal: The Pull-out M...

This Author is left to wonder if she ought to have shared an easy-to-use ovulation calendar with London’s many marriage-minded misses?
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Dan Ryan
I Am Your Google Drive, And I Am Overwhelmed

I Am Your Google Drive, And I Am Overwhelmed

I am so glad you have tape covering your computer camera, because I can’t even imagine the state of your house right now.
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Kristi Iovino
Here At Buddha Air, All Destinations Are One

Here At Buddha Air, All Destinations Are One

We will be traveling on a different plane along an eightfold flight path.
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David Martin
My OkCupid Boyfriends: Are They Fucked Up, Or Am I?

My OkCupid Boyfriends: Are They Fucked Up, Or Am I?

These guys stole my heart and my dignity.
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Never Sugarcoated
Who Said It: Chekhov Or COVID?

Who Said It: Chekhov Or COVID?

A fun quiz!
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Gary Chapin
Things I’ve Done Out Of An Abundance Of Caution

Things I’ve Done Out Of An Abundance Of Caution

I’m now brain-damaged, but I don’t have COVID.
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Christopher Shelley
9 Album Covers Reimagined For 2021

9 Album Covers Reimagined For 2021

Vote for your favorite! The band that wins is legally required to change their album cover.
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Kim Christel
Uh Oh! I Was Abducted By Aliens, But They Just “Want To Talk”

Uh Oh! I Was Abducted By Aliens, But They Just “Want To Talk”

I was eager for another probing, but little did I know what Blarf had in store for me that night.
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Jordan Liffengren
My Prayer To The Lord, Oh Almighty Algorithm

My Prayer To The Lord, Oh Almighty Algorithm

A prayer for salvation in a time of meager views and shares.
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Stephanie Leguichard
It’s Not The Size Of The Funeral That Counts

It’s Not The Size Of The Funeral That Counts

Measuring the value of my life by imagining my death.
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David Milgrim
A Day In The Life Of A Professional Divorcee

A Day In The Life Of A Professional Divorcee

Deb is no longer a professional wife. In fact, she’s not very professional at all.
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Isabella Dillman
What Your Favorite Trigonometry Ratio Says About You

What Your Favorite Trigonometry Ratio Says About You

Your fave trig ratio reveals who you really are.
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Karen Gilmore
There’s A Narcissist At The Top Of The Slide And He Won’t Get Down

There’s A Narcissist At The Top Of The Slide And He Won’t Get Down

There’s a toddler at the top of the slide and quite frankly, he’s a douche bag.
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Becky Veduccio Langton
An Open Letter Explaining Why I Write In The Nude

An Open Letter Explaining Why I Write In The Nude

“Clothes can be a dreadful thing for lonely people once their loneliness has started.”
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JL Matthews
Meet Karen, Our Most Popular Escort

Meet Karen, Our Most Popular Escort

She’d like to speak to the manager — of your penis.
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Ashley de Leon Lopez
Introducing VaxPass, The Pass That Lets You Skip The Vaccine Line

Introducing VaxPass, The Pass That Lets You Skip The Vaccine Line

From Pfizer comes the product everybody is calling “Unfair!”
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Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman
Thank You For Submitting To Our Flash Fiction Contest And Chili Cook-Off

Thank You For Submitting To Our Flash Fiction Contest And Chili Coo...

After careful consideration, we have selected the following winners of our Five Alarm Fiction Rodeo contest.
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Andy Spain
Why Red Delicious Apples Are My Favorite Apple

Why Red Delicious Apples Are My Favorite Apple

I love ‘em.
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Eric Lundquist
We, The Folklorian Woods, Beg Taylor Swift To Leave Us In Peace

We, The Folklorian Woods, Beg Taylor Swift To Leave Us In Peace

Stop digging for songs—our forest has nothing left to give!
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Mary Kate Frank
I’m Japanese And I’ve Never Had One, But I’m Going To Tell You How To Make An American Burger

I’m Japanese And I’ve Never Had One, But I’m Going To Tell You How ...

So much umami!
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Kent Morita
I Have Decided To “Live My Truth” And Eat Discarded Food Off Strangers’ Plates

I Have Decided To “Live My Truth” And Eat Discarded Food Off Strang...

One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure.
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Jared Moskowitz
I’m A Doctor Treating COVID Patients, Please Trust Me When I Tell You That “Walk Hard: The De…

I’m A Doctor Treating COVID Patients, Please Trust Me When I Tell Y...

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. Sure, you expect to see death and disease as a healthcare provider — it’s what we’re trained, at…
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Max Barth
I’m The Last Goldfish In Your 100-Gallon Tank

I’m The Last Goldfish In Your 100-Gallon Tank

And I’m never gonna die.
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Stephanie Stocker
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